the dogma of pre-futurism
 

   
 
   
 
4.25.2008

4.06.2008

4.05.2008

3.06.2008
 
what else have i forgotten?

i just remembered the album mermaid ave. i used to love this album. it's been lost in transitions from one music-hoarding robot to the next.

as i download songs i once bought, i listen to them one by one and i love them again. welcome back to the forebrain, songs. who else is hiding way in the back?

2.14.2008
 
vd

hope y'alls valentine's day was all romantic and shit. i had the flu.

2.05.2008
 
fools

hey the movie fools gold,
do you really think "from the director of hitch" is something to admit, much less a selling point?
it's not.
 
superb tuesday

sigh. i got that "whoever i vote for seems to lose" feeling again.

2.03.2008
 
that time

did i tell you about the new year's eve party? i think i didn't.
it was 11.59.
we were standing on the patio outside a three story house.
a panic gripped the place as people started to realize no tv's were on. no radio. nobody has a second hand on the eve of 2008. how were we gonna count down with no ball to watch drop? with no official count?
so i elbowed the dude next to me and said "30." when i said "29," he was with me. by "27" his gang and mine were on it. in short order, the patio fell in line. and then the house.
if you look at the moment of midnight to be a portent of the year to come, i'ma totally be the boss of 2008.

it might be based on a lie, but whatever.

1.11.2008
 
punchlines, no setups

made me laugh to think of these:
it's new year's eve, not new year's steve.
are you a replican or a replican't?

12.21.2007

12.19.2007
 
so

yeah. i've been away. at first there was career momentum that felt like it didn't belong on the blog. like i'd jinx it by writing it down. exciting stuff. then there was this strike and all that momentum just died. also not worth recording.

also, this show, the monthly show was a good receptacle for the writing. and the momentum stuff needed seeing-to. blogging about the writing i was doing when there was more writing needing doing wasn't my scene, grandpa.

now my blog's kinda become a spot where i put the stuff i wanna see. a lazy bookmark site for webcomics and such. youtube favorites list.

and then i had nowheres else to put that amusing military jargon i got straight out of iraq. so i dumped it here. and lukas thought it was funny that it was the first actual content in what turns out to be a while.
 
for reference

new-fashioned military slang:
butt to nut. as in "we're packed in here tight, we're butt to nut."
bohica. acronym for "bend over, here it comes again"
suck start a .45. as in "i'm gonna..." or "you ought to..."

10.22.2007
 
note to self

*646# to find out my remaining minutes.

10.21.2007
 
that y2k feeling

ducks in a row.
contracts done.
negotiations too. three months it took where we were in the dark. lawyers working. no updates.

now that it's finally time to move forward, the town is gearing up for a writers' strike.
The Man is buying up bbc and other cable shows and hunkering down.
the guild has voted 90% in favor of authorizing the strike.
we're ten days away.

fuck.

8.27.2007

7.30.2007

7.18.2007

6.16.2007
 
kibosh

can we put to rest the thing where someone breaks or adds to the tension by saying "awk-waard!" in a fey voice? i am embarrassed to have just heard it in an ad for evan almighty.

and now i hear al brooks doing v.o. for a blockbuster commercial. shouldn't that be a shame?

6.13.2007
 
brand new exclamation

the funnest to say: holy crapoly.
you're welcome.

5.22.2007
 
last night at karaoke

someone commanded that the crowd cut footloose, and then they did. the crowd cut footloose, but not as footloose as their commander.

also, a heavily tatted girl sang 'tainted love' in a seductive way that ruled.

but the best moment was after a godawful girl sang horribly, making everyone in the place hate the idea of singing, the karaoke host said into the mike "well that was fucking atrocious," before calling up the next singer.

3.18.2007
 
scary shit

remember when you couldn't turn around without hearing about this on every news and news parody show?






3.08.2007

 

 
   
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